Bits of Tid: August 2, 2009

• Darn. The Palin divorce rumor appears to be just that - a rumor. But maybe she ought to get a divorce. McCain, Gingrich, Giuliani, Ensign, Vitter, Limbaugh - she'd fit in well with the GOP. And we've only had one divorcee President - Ronald Reagan.
• Money is running out for the Cash for Clunkers program, but Congress is expected to approve more money for it. As Gov. Granholm said:

  "Michigan is probably disproportionately affected positively, but since we've been disproportionately affected negatively by the economy, I think it's actual, it's sweet justice."

• If I'm a little too crazy for you, blame my brother.
• If Democrats don't take a stand and ban the 'music' of the Jonas Brothers, then I'm voting Republican in 2012! ;-)
• Tigers' magic number: 58.