...Terminology! From a couple of emails:
- Benign: What you be after you be eight.
- Bacteria: Door to the cafeteria.
- Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
- Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
- Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
- Colic: A sheep dog.
- Coma: A punctuation mark.
- D&C: Where Washington is.
- Dilate: To live long.
- Enema: Not a friend.
- Fester: Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula: A small lie.
- G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
- Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
- Node: I knew it.
- Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
- Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative: A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
- Rectum: Damn near killed him.
- Secretion: Hiding something.
- Seizure: Roman emperor.
- Tablet: A small table.
- Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor: More than one.
- Urine: Opposite of mine.
- Varicose: Near by/close by.
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