The Shortest Books Ever Written

Coming soon to a bookstore or library near you?

• A Republican's Guide To Logical Thinking
• A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
• All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin
• A Millenium Of German Humor
• Arctic Water Polo
• Banjo Sonatas
• Career Opportunities For History Majors
• Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site
• Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap"
• Deep-Thinking Conservatives
• Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974
• Honesty In The White House: 2001-present
• Household Uses For Plutonium
• Madonna On Formal Wear
• Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
• Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts
• Mountaineering The Netherlands
• My Life As A Woman, by Martina Navratilova
• My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
• NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
• People Who Saw "Gigli"
• Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages)
• Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
• Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual
• Sainthood In Government
• Satan's Love Letters
• Scottish World Cup Successes
• Staple Your Way To Success
• Successful Trekkies
• Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book
• Tasty Bile Recipes
• Tasty Sediment
• The ABC's Of Gum Chewing
• The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship
• The Amish Phone Book
• The Book With No Title
• The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
• The Educational Guide To MTV
• The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
• The Happy Hooker Goes To Our Lady Of Sorrows Convent
• The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
• The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
• The Plan For Prohibition In Ireland
• The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
• The Rainy Day Book Of Flicking Dimes
• There's One Born Every Minute (200 blank pages)
• Thesaurus Of Square Roots
• The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
• The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
• The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
• Things That Taste Better With Arsenic
• Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival
• To Tell The Truth, by President George W. Bush
• Understanding Moss
• Unshakeable Principles I Live By, by John McCain
• Volume One of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia
• Ways To Cross The "T"
• Ways To Give Change For A Penny
• Windows Programming Made Easy
• Why People Are More Important Than Animals, by Greenpeace
• Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
• Women Named "Fred"
• Wrath Of The Ant Colony